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Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet. Anyone interested in playing your solo or ensemble at the spring concert next week? Let me know!!!
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I've decided to go against the grain...I'm going gluten free.
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Why is it so windy in a stadium?
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie. Parent Info Meeting TONIGHT @7p
Dad Joke... Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?" Major; Gb, Ab, Bb, Cb, Db, Eb, F, Gb
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This caused him to be... super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
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Have you heard the musical group called Cellophane?
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Tongue Twister...
He threw three free throws.
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Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.
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When do doctors get frustrated?
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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell... "Donald, duck!" |